she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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