Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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