I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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