I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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