I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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