Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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