I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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