I got chris browned last night
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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