Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
