nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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