Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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