Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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