In the future we'll all be gay
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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