goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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