I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
