8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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