fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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