Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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