so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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