She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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