ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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