if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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