Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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