a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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