I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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