And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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