you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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