It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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