dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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