Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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