he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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