come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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