All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
As shirtless as possible
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
false alarm, still single
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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