last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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