Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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