You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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