just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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