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you win
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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