so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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