so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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