Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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