I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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