i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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