Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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