She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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