is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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