I wish I could teleport
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my penis look like a turkey
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't deserve a penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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