I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
as a side note pls kill me
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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