Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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