2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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