i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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