Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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