I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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