great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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