just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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